its way 2 easy, just so u kno, to go on the internet and upload any photo to one of any number of websites to be printed onto a shower curtain, and i feel like this is knowledge i wasnt meant to have
my brain: get ready for…………dissociation
me: hey no wait i-
my brain, shooting my consciousness across the room: nyoom
me: hey babe
my goth gf: i know how you die
me: hot
haha hey, you know how mario is a kid’s thing? what if mario did an adult thing and had sex with princess peach? haha, now THAT would be unexpexted.
you know what else would be funny and unexpected? what if mario went to save princess peach from bowser, but when he get there she say “uh, actually, i love bowser now” and she was having a funny sex with bowser? wouldn’t that be unexpected and hilarious?
what if super mario jumped and hit a block but instead of getting a coin he just hurt his hand and he say “mama f***cker!” V
i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars. 