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Wealthy business associate: *offers me a cigar*

Me: thank you friend *grabs it and takes a bite*

leagueofaveragefolk:

bramblepatch:

guys whine about being “beta males” like no shit most people would rather wait for the stable release than fight with your unspeakably broken user interface and that weird glitch where you clip through a wall and end up in the friend zone

Guess that would make alpha males where they don’t have the textures finished yet, so it’s all primary colors with no shading or nuance.

I mean

I feel like that’s a pretty good description of a guy in a polo shirt

moosefix:

moosefix:

i swear it takes seconds to break over a decade of trust. im so hurt

my cat knocked over my drink and stole my ham

starbccks:

follow me for more great posts other people made

did you know? the wasd keys are used for movement in computer games because they represent the four cardinal directions

south
due east
a little to the left
wnorth

rangervex:

rangervex:

hey guys wanna see a bad post

if you’re dating your dungeon master, when you fuck them would you be sliding into the dm?

i just talked about this on twitter but i’m still laughing at it, so you guys get to see it too. so if you don’t know, adoptable pet sites often let you stick a picture of your pets in your forum signature or whatever, and the pets then grow from clicks or image views. the site gets new visitors, your pets grow, everyone wins.

well, one game i used to play ran into a problem. one user knew the owner of a porn site, and convinced them to stick a pet image on the site’s homepage. they made it unobtrusive by sizing the pic to 1×1. that user ended up getting banned from the game after they accidentally almost ddos’d it.

but since it’s not embarrassing enough to get caught using a porn site to get ahead in a casual pet game, neither the porn nor the near-ddos was what actually got them banned. the owner of the game reasoned that since the image had been made too small to see, their game wasn’t benefiting from the advertisement, so the user was banned for exploiting the system.