I don’t have synesthesia but I can definitely smell this album cover.
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“is it a boy or a girl?” the new mother says eagerly, after having her baby. “What does it matter? It’s not a shiny” says the doctor, releasing the newborn into the wild.
Fact: you can make literally anything sound like the depraved indulgence of a wealthy sybarite by describing it in the formal register.
Consider:
“I devoted my evening to perusing a curated digital anthology of illustrated interspecies erotica.”
… versus:
“I spent all night creeping some dude’s My Little Pony porn blog.”
See?
Each time a dog pokemon is added to the pokemon world I gain another year on my life.
Like always, reblogs are ok! Reposts are not ok, even with credit. Thanks!
This is pissing me off, every attempt to find the origin of this quote only brings me back to this image. Is this the origin? Did someone write this shit just for this picture?
Every 1980s Japanese video game adaptation of a popular American book and/or movie:
- First and last levels are meticulously loyal to the source material; everything in between has nothing to do with anything
- Creatures from Japanese mythology that the English manual attempts to explain away as something else
- Lift the crate; throw the crate
- That one random-ass stage where the walls are made of pulsating flesh, no matter what the ostensible setting is
- Boss fight obviously inserted to recycle unused sprites from a completely different project (bonus points if it’s justified as a dream sequence)
- Hamburger powerups
- Could the protagonist of the source material stand on clouds? Well, they can now!
- For some reason Satan is there
hey reblog/reply to this with your ultimate comfort character……
reblog and put your preferences in the tags
- milk or water in hot cocoa?
- are twizzlers good?
- are whoppers good?
- pineapple on pizza?
- jelly or cream cheese on a bagel?
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