me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés
me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage
me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality

Reblog this and tag your eye color and what color eyes you wish you had

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

gentlemanbones:

I had a rude-ass dream last night. Some disembodied voice said “Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?” I’m a fan of jokes and do what voices tell me in my dreams, so I say “Yeah, sure.” Then my 8 AM alarm goes off.

Prick.

Holy shit

Let’s bring back danganronpa PowerPoints

vampireasterisk:

sharoneffinger:

pumpkyboo:

Hey lets not

no, let’s do it. i wanna hear what ouma has to say about heterophobia.

heres my contribution as a fandom mom!!! please be nice its my first time!!

agent-dick-grayson:

Shout out to my trans boys who don’t do shit!!! Shout out to my trans boys who sit on the floor for hours on end!!! Shout out to my trans boys who don’t know a fucking thing!!!