a windmill is just a fidget spinner for the sky

i’ll miss him

mr bean: a
the entire population of england: hhhhhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyhyhhhhhhyytttyhggghh

unclefather:

Imagine this a fidget spinner but it’s got knives taped to it

me: wow. this is… the worst thing i have ever seen in my entire life
me: *immediately sends it to all of my friends*

professional game design tip

jasper-rolls:

don’t put a fishing mini game in your game. just don’t. don’t fucking put any fishing mini game in your fucking game. no-one likes fishing mini games except the people who bought sega bass fishing and were forced to mentally rewire themselves to think they were having fun. it is never fun to sit around for 40 years waiting for a fucking garbage fish to pick up the lure. just don’t do it. don’t have a fishing mini game. just don’t. don’t do it. i can’t stress this enough. do not ever fucking do it

river-of-salt:

ADHD but every someone suggests “trying harder” it gets faster

raptorific:

For the record no I am not kidding I actually do think the Gamer identity is the single greatest obstacle standing in the way of video games being enjoyed by a wider audience and I think that video games as a genre as well as pop culture as a whole would be better off if the Gamer Subculture was gone. I love video games. I love a lot of people who love video games. But as a community and as an identity, I really genuinely despise gamers and think we as a society would be better off if we stopped pretending an interest in video games is a personality trait that merits building a subculture or identity around.