advanced kin drama

splendidland:

i am kin for the grandpa from rugrats. don’t contact me unless you are also the grandpa from rugrats. i am assembling an army.

nidoranduran:

In the beginning, Skyrim releases were spaced by twenty four weeks.Then twelve, then six, then every two weeks.The last one, Skyrim VR, was a week. In four days we could be seeing a Skyrim release every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. Marshal, we should witness a double event within seven days

jordannwitt:

benito-cereno:

jordannwitt:

splendude:

spoken-not-written:

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

thank you osmosis jones

My immune system tried to kill me though.

Jordan just remember you had twenty five billion enemies trying to kill you and you’ve survived them all

Take THAT you tiny goddamn sons of bitches.

quetzalcoatl2k:

oblivionkeeper23:

durbikins:

TIME FOR DISCOURSE

MARIO IS SUPPORTING LOCAL BUSINESSES AND LEARNING ABOUT OTHER CULTURES DO NOT DISCOURSE HIM

This is Mario. He helps the Tostarenian community by buying directly from their vendors and artists instead of from hipsters selling Tostarenian stuff at really high prices. Mario is smart and moral. Be like Mario.

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

yiffmaster:

yiffmaster:

today I learned that no one knows who really created Digimon and the person who’s credited with it may not be a real person

this is fucking me up bc “we thought humans created it in the 90s but we’re discovering that it maybe created itself” is both a textbook horror plot and the canon of the digital world in like every iteration of the franchise