crpl-pnk:

crpl-pnk:

crpl-pnk:

you ever realize how able bodied people just are not expected to do things that cause them excruciating physical pain? like they’re just. not

if i shouldn’t use my cane because i can sometimes technically walk without it, it would just hurt like a motherfucker then abled people should no longer be allowed to use potholders to take things out of the oven because i mean

well they could technically pick up a hot pan with their bare hands. it would just hurt like a motherfucker

*sees an abled person using potholders*

i just think it’s really sad that you’re giving up on yourself like that

if you use potholders how will you ever build up the calluses necessary to pick up scalding hot metal without burning yourself so severely? it’s like you’re not even trying to get better

womprat:

no word or phrase in any language on earth contains as much raw, sinister energy as “HEWWO”

hustlerose:

the more knives you have the more valid you are

peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

cafab:

server at ihop: what would you like to order

me: waffles~ x3 random thought i had rofl o_o

ladies-n-germs:

greatjaggi:

A sword that screams whenever you swing it, and the volume is directly tied with how fast its swung

Finally, a good post

ao3tags:

Alternate Universe • Squirrels

source

oborolover:

quenoir:

oborolover:

oborolover:

oborolover:

oborolover:

gnome sweet gnome

sweet gnome alabama

gnomeward bound

green green grass of gnome

stop this foolishness

gno

fairycosmos:

look. i don’t think my stretch marks are beautiful. i don’t think they’re tiger stripes or natural tattooos. i don’t think my acne is beautiful. i don’t think the bags under my eyes are beautiful. i just think they’re human. and i don’t think i have to be beautiful all of the time in order to be accepted and loved and sucessful. i don’t think every small detail of my outer appearence needs to be translated into prettiness.

h-hewwo… this is your cute wittle piwot speaking…

supercumrat64:

ultimateanimatormitarai:

supercumrat64:

supercumrat64:

the time is 7:45, it’s a beautiful septembew mowning, and we’re cleared fow take off to wos angewes.

h-hey… this is youw piwot again….

a minow change of pwans… we’re going to new york!
(´･ω･`)

Hewwo! Do take cwiticism on youw pwosts (´･ω･`)?

i would sooner die, you babyfaced mackerel of a man