qwp:

no offense but roblox.com is on another metaphysical plane of existence entirely

superkamigodespurrdragonofmars:

Nothing tops @dril’s “face god and walk backwards into hell” in terms of iconic phrases with absurd sources, but @clickholeofficial recently gave us “don’t squander this opportunity! God may have closed a door, but what that stupid motherfucker hasn’t realized is that he left a window open for you to wriggle right through!” And damn if that isn’t the most motivational thing I’ve read all week.

Me: I’m going to buckle down and be productive today. No distractions!
My YouTube recommendations: Hey this anime you’ve never heard of SUCKS and here’s a 42 minute video analysis of why!
Me: oh shit? Holy shit tell me

ohwurm:

ohwurm:

step 1: yeah

how its made: mmud

step 1: see step 1 for “how its made: sand”

step 2: wet

goruma:

madame, might i get some seratonin? *the maid cafe waitress in my brain ignores me*