prokopetz:

franklingrimes:

frank-bennedetto:

ihaveabirdhouseinmysoul:

ranty9000:

lord-tachanka-official:

darkvioletcloud:

top-lil:

hong-meiling-official:

thefeelofavideogame:

super-nentindo:

vonisv:

trilllizard420:

An uncle lets his edgy atheist nephew keep a katana after they finish killing a local religious leader, and the uncle takes his girlfriend and his partner off on another job

Turns out that you’re a test tube baby and your gf only liked you because of your big dick special genes.

some shitty kid’s mom defeats a robot twice the size of the earth

incest allows you to punch the physical embodiment of a dimension in the face, then you fight satan

drugs

you kick a geology nerd’s ass after saving the world from pirates

After dying, screaming helps you and three dead people take on Lizard Satan, who’s trying to eat everything.

You bet on a cassette tape and you win or, alternatively, punch the fuck out of a punk and grab the tape.

You either become god, blow up the internet, or join the illuminati.

You saved your girl from the metal world in the future, well done

you get your cake back from that mouse gang after destroying a evil star 

that blond asshole you know is a local god who shot you last month but you got better and forgot it. also by defeating the penultimate boss you doomed the city except not really.

You beat up your imaginary boyfriend’s dad.

You, a floating baby, shoot everything in sight until the internet starts working again.