I can try to cook up some food puns, but some of them might be a little corny. Hopefully you haven’t heard all of these before, because there’s nothing worse than a stale joke. If you aren’t impressed by my half-baked puns, don’t be afraid to give me a pizza your mind.
Some people think it’s a piece of cake for me to come up with puns, but it takes me a while to think of my best material. I’m super jelly of people who can make up good yolks on the spot! Sometimes I think of one but chicken out before I say it, because it might be a little too cheesy. Do you think that might be a bad whey of thinking? After all, there’s nothing to grain if I keep everything to myself. Maybe I should just not carrot all what other people might think, you know?
i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars. 