If there were 9 guys on the moon and 3 of them had to match bracelets so that they were a certain color and then get out with 9 points on the basis of a really complicated game of prisoner’s dilemma would that be fucked up or what
Tag: ze spoilers
AU where for some reason Sean deactivates and ends up being found 45 years later… by Quark.
totally not an excuse to get my two children to interact or anything
YOU 👏 CAN 👏 HAVE 👏 TWINS 👏 AND 👏 STILL 👏 REMEMBER 👏 YOUR 👏 CLONE 👏 SON
With no context I thought this was directly talking to me, a mother of twins, and was like WAIT DO I HAVE A CLONE SON I DON’T KNOW ABOUT???
All twins automatically come with a clone son. I’m sorry you had to learn this way.
ztd au where everything is the same except mira whacks people to death using an amazon kindle
Ok but what if Aoi wouldn’t even be this Edgy, it’s just all Akane being “but that’s what I saw Aoi, please wear clothes like this”.
And Aoi is like constantly cold, but not like he can say no, because he knows what’s at stake.
And so when in the freezer he is screaming. Internally. A lot.
He’s still not sure Akane wasn’t just a little bit messing with him.
What Your Fave Zero Escape Character Says About You
Junpei: You are in general a fun person to hang out with and genuinely laugh at his terrible puns. A good friend.
Akane: You at first were indifferent toward her because she was the obvious love interest but eventually grew more and more in love with her as it slowly dawned on you she is an actual genius mastermind. You thirst for complex female characters and want to protect her.
Clover: You love the cutesy/violent aesthetic and probably regularly threaten to fight people twice your size. Determined to a fault, but a lovable friend.
Snake: A very quiet, but gentle hearted pal. The gay mom friend.
Santa: You thrive on angst and pretty anime boys to an almost astonishingly high degree. The shit memer friend who constantly makes bad jokes with the Junpei lovers.
Ace: Either you have a thing for silver foxes or you’re a neutral evil.
Seven: A devoted friend to the point of probably dying for their friends and extremely devoted to their love for Seven. Santa and Snake lovers group up with you to complain why he wasn’t in ZTD.
Lotus: You probably wanted to reclaim her from gross fanboys using her for fanservice and emphasize her role as a science expert. You are also the mom friend but much more aggressive.
The Ninth Man: I’m like 99.9% sure you don’t exist.
Sigma: Another dirty memer but this time you actually thirst for Sigma with a burning passion. Likes cats almost as much as he does, which is impressive.
Phi: You’re really, really, REALLY gay for her. Like you rejoice every time she’s on screen. The actual mom friend when the other mom friends are busy not being responsible enough. You got your shit sorted.
K: You’re eternally angry nothing about him was answered in ZTD. Joins the Snake/Santa/Seven squad and provides excellent emotional support. Trustworthy friends.
Dio: I wouldn’t trust you if I was going to fall off a cliff and you brought a helicopter to rescue me.
Alice: See Lotus, but this time with Lesbians 👌🏼
Quark: You enjoy the small things in life like cute aesthetics, video games, and delicious food. You cried during the Tenmyouji ending.
Luna: You are actually a beautiful, pure human being and I’m so glad you love Luna too. You are a wonderful emotional support to your friends, although you get fairly emotional too. Cried during the Luna ending.
Tenmyouji: See Junpei but with more angst. You cry for his very existence.
Carlos: You have a thing for twunks. The dad friend who tries their best to help out and act as a leader, even if it fails.
Diana: See Luna but with more angst. Blue Bird’s Lamentation literally makes you bawl your eyes out.
Q: A worried mom friend who wants to protect their vulnerable children. You’re somewhat similar to Quark lovers, but you are much more protective and into science.
Eric: Either you are one of those people who thirst for unconventionally attractive characters or you liked him the minute you saw his backstory. Regardless, you are unpredictable and surprisingly a memer.
Mira: See Clover but with WAAAAY more of a focus on the violent aesthetic. You expected her to be like Lotus/Alice and we’re both pleasantly surprised and also completely smitten.
Science Boy: Good.
Funyarinpa: The dirtiest memer of them all.
Snail: A mystery.
A family doesn’t always have to be a mother, a father, and children. Sometimes a family can be eight Dios. That’s it. Eight Dios and no children.
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