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When I went to get a flu shot, Jill Stein burst into the room and slapped the needle out of the doctor’s hand

Wow you’re really ignorant

I’m just honestly reporting on my own experience in which presidential candidate Dr. Jill Stein went out of her way to make sure I caught the flu, she looked me right in the eyes as she did it and then disappeared into a mysterious fog

Sounds legit, I’m going to assume you’re not looking for a serious conversation on what Jill Stein has to offer. She’s not anti-vax at all, which is what I’m assuming led you to write this shitpost.

My Post Is Good And I Am Very Brave For Writing It

Brave no? Spreading false information about a candidate who is actually great. Yeah

Dr. Jill Stein climbs into my apartment every night through a third floor window and pours a glass of water from my Brita filter without refilling it

there are more of us out there than you think there are. we’re your bankers, your cops, your doctors, your neighbors. we help you for now but we can seriously fuck up your life without you knowing it. I’d rethink my words on Trump if I were you. one of us might see them.

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Careful folks, best not upset the Trump supporters, or they’ll murder you.  Or at the least send pizzas to your house.

This facade sounds like a plot for a movie that Brad would review.

this reminds me of those “[fandom] grab your [thing]” posts

what, trump fandom, grab your small loan of 1 million dollars?

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Honestly if you’re not watching this debate you might want to turn it on. Trump is talking so fast I’m starting to suspect he might be on something, he screamed at Anderson Cooper for not having brought up a topic he just brought up, he threatened to have Hillary Clinton arrested, and he’s refusing to apologize for his groping comments, he’s still pretending he was against the war in Iraq, and he just told a Muslim woman that his plan to protect Muslims from Islamophobia was to push Islam as the problem, it’s a trainwreck

while I was saying this he tried to dodge the question about whether or not he still wants to ban all Muslims from entering America and yelled at Martha Raddatz for asking him to answer the question

while I was typing THIS he yelled at Martha Raddatz again for trying to move on to the next question, claiming Hillary went over her time. Martha refused to allow him this lie, and he got even more pissed off

He just said “I know nothing about Russia” and then had to backpedal when he realized what he’d just said

I’ve lost count of the amount of times Anderson Cooper has had to say “Please allow her to respond, she didn’t interrupt you”

Martha had to stop Donald from attempting to respond to Hillary’s response (which was not something he gets according to the rules) to tell him it’s supposed to be about the audience

Just for the record, I know it looks like I’m JUST listing off Donald Trump’s fuckups in this debate, but I’m listing both candidates’ mistakes, it’s just that Hillary’s biggest political mistake thus far in the debate is mispronouncing the word “fast” and given that the other guy has said “bigly” during this debate I feel like it’s hard to make this seem fair

He just praised Assad and Russia

Martha has taken to just repeating the question louder when he’s refusing to answer the question

He just said America was stupid

Everything I’m typing is a primary source and the history students of the future can use it for their essays, just make sure to cite me, Daniel Sabato 2016

if you take a shot every time he interrupts, shouts down his opponent or the moderator, refuses to answer the voters’ questions, or uses the word “disaster,” you will be dead of alcohol poisoning TONIGHT

He’s trying to make it sound like the moderators are being unfair to him because they keep calling him on breaking rules but they don’t call out Clinton as much, but the fact is that Clinton is just… not breaking the rules as much….

somebody reblogged this post and tagged it “not homestuck” and I’m not 100% sure they’re right