totesamaymay:

Guys I don’t know how many younger followers I have so I wanted to say something really quick:

No matter what happens on the 14th of December, you will not immediately lose the internet.  It’s not like that.  That’s not how these things work.

There’s already been a bill introduced to fight it.

There’s going to be a court battle.

So yes, keep voicing yourselves, keep fighting

But don’t let the anxiety of some doomsday get to you.

commander-ledi:

i absolutely enjoy telling to trump supporters that trump is not my president. when they get all pissed about me not respecting the orange one’s status as president, i clarify that he literally is not my president because i live in finland and my president is sauli niinistö

strangeparker:

Hey just a reminder that just because trump is a walking evil pumpkin you have no right to bully a 10 year old kid. Barron Trump is not to blame for being born to that evil empty ball sack of a man. If you see anyone coming for his kid online call them out. There’s enough to criticize about the orange baboon let’s not degrade ourselves to child bullying.

prokopetz:

wetwareproblem:

yuleagin-nova:

twinkcommunist:

yuleagin-nova:

1. This is not satire.

2. This man is Trump’s pick for Secretary of Commerce.

To be fair I am also gay and think that the blood of young people might be a component for a cure for aging.

I get where you’re coming from but just consider the pure iconography of it. 

A billionaire who already exists as a metaphorical parasite on the working class shamelessly casting off the metaphors and demanding our blood to prolong his own life.

There are so many levels of tragilarious to this.

You know, there was a time when speculating about which members of Donald Trump’s cabinet-to-be are actual, literal vampires would have been a joke.

(Now I’m just wondering which one of them is a werewolf – where there’s one, you’ll always find the other.)

Remember when comparing Republicans to serial killers was a funny meme?

ohbrae:

Y’all gotta realize that some of us are weary because of the direct violence that comes with this presidency. Sure he can’t do x,y,z, but that’s not going to stop his supporters from harassing, murdering and discriminating against minorities. His election has given them the thumbs up to be openly prejudiced at a greater amplitude. The direct threat comes from his supporters, and that’s what’s terrifying. These people are all around us in positions of power and education. Their confidence in their bigotry has been restored and multiplied and that is extremely worrisome.