– my favorite pokemon of that type Charizard. I know, I know, total genwunner answer, but it’s a fucking dragon, like a real dragon and not what normally passes for one in the Pokemon world, how would you expect me not to like it.
– my second favorite pokemon of that type Chandelure
– the cutest pokemon of that type Victini
– my least favorite pokemon of that type Heatmor doesn’t do anything for me. Sometimes I forget it exists.
– my favorite pokemon of that type Sylveon. I bet nobody would have guessed that one, huh?
– my second favorite pokemon of that type I love Mawile. I like the normal form a little more, but I essentially love the normal and mega about the same.
– the cutest pokemon of that type This is really hard because most fairies are cute? And also because I’d feel cheap if I said Sylveon again. Maybe Ribombee?
In the Pokemon world, do you think it’s normal for businessmen to walk around with Pokemon on their heads, or is he the weird one that walks into a board meeting and all his coworkers are there talking about him behind his back like “Oh here comes Joltik Jack with the vermin still in his hair… still using that 2002 flip phone… god I hate him.”
You Pokéfans out there probably remember Verl*sify, the dickhead Pokétuber who ranted for 15 minutes about a comic that wasn’t directed at him because he hated Smogon, which the comic wasn’t about? And then he proceeded to post an “improved” version or whatever where he used the F slur?
Yeah, now he’s scamming the GTS.
You heard me right.
He’s dropping in Dittos, just plain ol’ Dittos with nothing hugely amazing about them, and asking people for shit like Buzzwole. And he gets them, because he names these Dittos 6IV.
Bit of a dick move, huh?
Yeah. Think of all the kids out there who might want a 6 IV Ditto, because they just found out about how IVs work and can be passed down! They hop on the GTS, find a Ditto named 6 IV, and think “Hey, I can breed now!” They drop in something like Cosmog, Cosmoem, or a UB that might be a one time catch, and they can’t wait to get to breeding. Then they realize they got scammed into giving away a legendary for a near worthless Ditto.
And Verl*s praises this “strategy” as a sort of revenge against hackers and people who do Ditto giveaways.
Why can’t this man just disappear already?
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