pokemon – Page 19 – i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars.

firefightdex:

145 – Zapdos

genoclear:

i made a ton of valentines with varying degrees of affection last night use as u please
(huge thanks to @sharoneffinger for the psd to make these!)

konkeydongcountry:

matakhatru:

little gen 4 things: you can catch a fucking steelix in the wild. do it. why wouldn’t you do it? do it

remember that one tiny lake in platinum where you could find magikarp and gyarados at literally any level from 1 to 99

peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

vuroro:

A bad, bad Pokebean thief

deductionfreak:

I don’t care what Oak says, this is my favorite picture I have taken in Pokemon Snap

hinekureru:

ニンフィアとグレイシア

goodpokemonedits:

Brionne is 87.5% male. There is no reason why it should be wearing a frilly top like a girl who went to some girl store to buy a girl top like a girl. If you use a male Brionne, you’d better be ready to give up your man card because you are either [1] a gay, or [2] a girl, and I honestly don’t know which is worse. Gay girls are fine, though, of course, since they’re hot.

During my first run of Pokémon Y, I picked a male Fennekin without knowing what its evolutions looked like. When it evolved into Braixen I immediately went into a coma. After I woke up, the doctor said I had lost 80% of my brain function, but I didn’t care or understand what she (a woman doctor!) said. Now I draw pictures of boobs and virginias for three hours every day to try to regain my manhood.

I decided to try to fix Brionne and make it more masculine. Now it is powerful. You might be wondering about Brionne having a 12.5% chance to be female, but I think this design would be appropriate for women, too. I saw a lady wearing pants yesterday and I still got turned on—I think that proves my point.

I just wish Pokémon would follow nature more closely like I do. You don’t see any male poodles or peacocks, do you? Any female pit bulls or sharks? No. If animals have to follow the natural gender roles I made up, then so do Pokémon.