While I was hacking the Pokémon website mainframe system today, I stumbled across a strange page depicting the currently unannounced Alolan Caterpie. I managed to grab my camera and snap a picture of it before the page was suddenly taken down. I can no longer access it. I’ve scanned the photo and uploaded it for you to see here above these words. You’re welcome.
a very quick edit i made to celebrate one of the better fan theories coming true
oh my god
rks system is a pun an arceus’ anime pronunciation
alolan muk reminds me both of fordite, and of the goop from super mario sunshine. what a cool pokemon!
i bet we’re gonna get a fighting-type alolan delphox
you know what popplio and brionne are? clowns. we’re playing right into their hands. or their flippers, i guess.
wake up, mareeple. the clowns are trying to lull us into a false sense of security.
i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars. 