edgy ultra beast theory: every UB represents one of the deadly sins of creativity in fandom communities

nihilego: using tentacles for horrible purposes

pheromosa: making sexy versions of things that don’t need to be sexy

buzzwole: shoehorning jojo references into everything

xurkitree: the trend of turning ordinary characters and things into eldritch abominations for no reason besides them being slightly weird

kartana: okay guys, i’m coming clean. this theory is flimsy and i just wanted an excuse to make some cheap jokes about UB designs. kartana has done nothing wrong. they’re a pure child.

celesteela: it’s based on princess kaguya, right? so i can say celesteela represents gratuitously edgy redesigns of existing characters

guzzlord: vore

An Experiment

Is there anyone with Sun/Moon who has not captured most of their UBs yet and does not have them registered as caught, and is willing to waste some time to help me test a theory?

I’ve been trying not to catch mine with Beast Balls, and I noticed that Nihilego and my first Buzzwole took way more time and effort to catch than their respective catch rates indicated they should have. However, the time it took for my second Buzzwole was more in line with its catch rate; this was consistent over multiple attempts. I have a theory that the UBs have two different catch rates depending on whether or not the Pokedex has identified them as Pokemon (read: registered them as caught). This would both be consistent with the lore explaining why non-Beast Balls are so ineffective, and would explain the discrepancy I noticed with the stated and actual catch rates for the first two I encountered.

Basically I want people to chuck some non-Beast Balls at UBs both before and after the Pokedex has registered them, over several attempts each, and record their results. The Gen 7 capture formula hasn’t been published yet, but I don’t believe it should be significantly different than Gen 6′s; therefore, this calculator can be used to give an extremely rough estimate of how many balls each one should take. If you select a Pokemon with the same catch rate as the beast you’re going for, input the same level and HP values, and specify the ball as a normal Poke Ball, you’ll probably have a close idea of how long it should take for the stated catch rates. The national Pokedex bit is only relevant for critical captures, so it can be safely ignored. If my theory holds weight, the calculator will only be accurate if you’re catching an UB you’ve caught before.

sazandorable:

sazandorable:

stansdeadford:

Does Ilima’s Mom seem familiar to anyone…? Like a certain Kalos champion?

HOLY SHIT, DON’T SOME OF THE PICTURES/PAINTINGS IN THAT HOUSE SAY THEY’RE LANDSCAPES OF KALOS??

so uhm, important additions courtesy of French localization:

yep, that’s “one of the most beautiful landscapes of Kalos

even more importantly:

It’s like I’m seeing my younger self, back when I got my first big role…

=> definitely sounds like she was an actress.

Even more exceedingly important:

I used to have the same hairdo!

=> SOMEONE DRAW ME ~18-YO DIANTHA WITH ILIMA’S HAIRDO, PLEASE…