32teeth:

why do boys call other boys “pretty boy” as an insult???? that’s probably the most flattering thing anyone could ever say to me?? call me pretty boy. tell me im the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen

I need more crime AUs

randomfandomstuff:

  • I
    went to a forest to bury a body but somebody was already there burying one
  • You
    were chased by cops and took me as a hostage and now we’re spending the night
    in a dusty barn
  • You
    were chased by cops and took me as a hostage but you didn’t realized the cops
    were after me
  • We
    bumped into each other while stealing the same diamond and almost got caught because
    we were arguing over which one can have it
  • We’re
    both serial killers and we have the same target and we’re arguing over which one
    gets to kill the person
  • You’re
    a cop and you got called to a crime scene to arrest a criminal but you realize
    the criminal is the person you’re dating
  • We’re
    dating and we both have very dark secrets we are anxious to tell about but it
    turns out we actually have the same secret