Every awful porn spam blog that’s followed me has been made worth it just for me to see this combination of words

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this is karma

stevendlafond:

Well, the fantasy name generator widget has finally made a place I didn’t expect.

scottbaiowulf:

Tumblr keeps suggesting this post and I’m going to reblog it every time I see it

buzzlightyearhugecock:

He holds me in his big arms
Drunk and I am seeing stars
This is all I think of

konkeydongcountry:

konkeydongcountry:

i’m glad we’ve all as a society collectively agreed that dramatical murder was just a fever dream best left in 2014

the notes on this post serve as a stark reminder that dramatical murder was just the product of a nightmarish but ultimately temporary glitch in reality

dongstomper:

miyku:

reedusmcbridedaily:

Norman Reedus reads Mean Tweets on Jimmy Kimmel Live

seeyouincourt-ney:

so you’re telling me… a macadamia… .. nutted….. … . in this cookie… …… …. ..

monelyslave-noscopekween600thou:

wetorturedsomefolks:

monelyslave-noscopekween600thou:

estpolis:

*goofy is getng sucked off by his dog wife*

“she hyucc me”

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! For exploiting Goofy!!!! And using a gay (don’t worry, “gay” meaning bad) meme format to do so. Goofy would never say this. This post is mine now. *ahem* I think I’m gonna have a glass a water, upstairs. 🙂 bring on the “likes” people!!!!!!!!!!

yeah whatup uhh goofy’s wife is dead

YUP one of the myriad reasons why I blocked OP. Also I sleep with a gun