we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war
im gorbachev who wants to be reagan
Mr. gorbachev tear down those pants
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anyone who wouldn’t become a cyborg is a fucking idiot
Yeah say that after someone hacks into your balls
Why would your balls be linked to WiFi?
so i can connect to the internut
*male writer voice* i don’t remember her name. it’s not important. i met her at a record store and she went home with me because i offered to buy her cigarettes. she had amazing perky breasts. we drank cheap whiskey and had sex three times that night and then she told me she wanted to be a dragonfly because they were free. i slept with her many times after that. but one day she stopped returning my calls and i don’t know why. that was seven years ago. on monday she got hit by a bus and died. i saw it in the newspaper so i went to her funeral and it made me sad. i don’t know why. i hate my mother even though she pays my rent while i write poetry about masturbating in the shower
i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars. 