nsfw-ish text – i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars.

memeson420:

twerkingwhiteboy:

memeson420:

“u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

name all seven sports

ball throw

ball catch

ball run

ball kick

shoot ball

dong touch

memes

get fuckin wrecked

dogz5:

real-live-dragon:

real-live-dragon:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

Smacking a horse is the equivalent of looking god in the eye while you jack off and call him a heretic

question

what the actual, honest, genuine fuck does this mean

partyintheurl:

acceptance of those with different beliefs. beautiful.

straightwhiteboystexting:

sharoneffinger

For context, the pussycat picture he mentioned was a Pokemon. We’d been talking about trading Pokemon.

sassking-trevor:

My friend with a weird yet harmless kink: I have this weird yet harmless kink

Me, a loving and supportive friend that doesn’t judge them for their weird yet harmless kink: