Switch cartridges are coated in Bitrex, a non-toxic chemical that also happens to be the most bitter substance known to man. The idea was that since the cartridges are so small, they’d be a choking hazard for young children. In theory, the Bitrex is supposed to dissuade kids from keeping the cartridge in their mouth long enough to choke. But then some internet wise guy put a Switch cartridge in his mouth, posted about how nasty it tastes, and now everyone else is trying it to see just how bad it is.

oh! i’m sorry! apology accepted.

tbh of all the times for me to misinterpret someone’s intentions, that was probably a good moment. i was feeling too apathetic to really be upset upset. so no harm done, really.

i get the feeling you’re being sarcastic, in which case i think it’s pretty sad that you feel the need to go out of your way to send someone a passive-aggressive message because they made a joke you didn’t find funny

Pretty good! Nothing spectacular happened, except I traded for a shiny Magnemite. I think it’s cloned, but that’s no big deal to me.

Thank you! You’re very kind. 🙂

It was okay, mostly. I got into a fight with my mom a little while ago and had some Fun Dissociation Times, but I’m alright now.