randomfandomstuff:

• I
  went to a forest to bury a body but somebody was already there burying one

• You
  were chased by cops and took me as a hostage and now we’re spending the night
  in a dusty barn

• You
  were chased by cops and took me as a hostage but you didn’t realized the cops
  were after me

• We
  bumped into each other while stealing the same diamond and almost got caught because
  we were arguing over which one can have it

• We’re
  both serial killers and we have the same target and we’re arguing over which one
  gets to kill the person

• You’re
  a cop and you got called to a crime scene to arrest a criminal but you realize
  the criminal is the person you’re dating

• We’re
  dating and we both have very dark secrets we are anxious to tell about but it
  turns out we actually have the same secret