i have so many jokes to make here i can’t choose just one – i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars.

quinndolyns:

aliveontuesday:

quinndolyns:

if you look up “statue” on amazon, the top result is a statue of a lady and a skeleton fucking

Because death is the ultimate killfuck

dude this is the wildest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts. what the fuck are you trying to say here