An eastern brown snake was caught stealing sausages from a barbecue in… You guessed it. Australia. The snake was said to have snatched the sausage and gone back into the bush to hide and enjoy its meal. (x)
you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man
I can scan a QR code at a soda machine and then tell the soda machine to dispense this for me. dispensing something called “disgusting dog water” is now a built-in feature of soda machines
You should always order the bigger
pizza. While an 8“ pizza is roughly
50 square inches, a 16” pizza is 200
square inches, which is 4 times
bigger but most pizza places charge
by radius and don’t consider the
overall area of the pizza. An NPR study
found that one 20” pizza is actually
bigger than two 14” pizzas, but is
also, on average, $9.00 cheaper. Source
Okay, but this is actually really useful for university students. Every cent counts, and if you have a minifridge (hell, even if you don’t, wrap it up tightly in foil while it’s still warm and you can just keep it out at room temp for a couple days and it’ll be fine) the inevitable leftovers won’t be a problem.
i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars. 