even demons know

We like potato salad here

benepla:

ok i deleted that last post cuz it was dark but my point on pretzel buns still stands

just going off this sentence i literally cant imagine the content of the deleted post

Taco Bell Update 5.42.11 Patch Notes

durbikins:

Quesarito Combo Nerfed. – Big Box no longer an option for Quesarito, users must now order a Combo 12 if they wish to purchase a Quesarito with drink and taco.

Fire Sauce “Blank” Packet Fixed. – Many users have discovered numerous packets of fire sauce which did not have an item description attached and were just left blank. This has now been fixed and all packets of fire sauce will have item descriptions and lore text on them.

New Manager “Jeff”. – Hi, Jeff!

New Cheesy Triple Layer Beef Burrito ingredients. – Added a little Fritos® to that bad boy.

Cinnamon Twists more … Twisted. – Part one of our lore expansion on our dessert menu

Rats removes. – No more rats for the remainder of this month!

Cosmetic updates. – New pop art added in dine-in to represent the “Liva Mas!” lifestyle. Worker Harold now has braces.

thatsthat24:

W-What…

mangohue:

@ all of u that hate mint ice cream: what happened

let’s forget about pineapple for a minute

habitualshaker:

if you don’t eat pizza crust you’re a coward

sheephoof:

a tiny old woman came into the deli and ordered a “wonderful turkey sandwich” and when asked what she wanted on the sandwich other than turkey she said “all of your most wonderful toppings”

rainbow-femme:

I would devote 15 years of my life to becoming a restaurant chef, get on Chopped, ignore the basket ingredients, and make a raw red onion salad with a white truffle oil vinaigrette just so I could stare into Scott Conants eyes as he is contractually obligated to eat it