usbdongle:

reblog this post and tag it with how you like your steak, how you like your eggs, and how you like your coffee

PEOPLE TAGGING THIS POST RARE, OVER EASY AND BLACK REALLY ARE STRONGER THAN ANY OF US EVER WILL KNOW

youve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for

squeeful:

mememaster:

times new ramen

I sent this to my mom and she got so mad at me she sent me an audio recording of her yelling.

friskbitz:

sharoneffinger:

i need a new mouse but i can’t really afford one right now hhhhhh

i’m not an expert but i believe this is when cheese comes in handy

tsunderrated:

griffmstr:

iwant2seeulaughinginthepizzarain:

What the Fuck no. It does not.

Translation notes are absolute. Itadakimasu means hamburger.

hi can i get a fuckin uhhhhh….. itadakimasu

beauty-in-healing:

margotkim:

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

what should I have for dinner

equallyaslost:

killerville:

since this was a simple question and it has probably been answered by THE UNSPIRIT PLANES aka YOU MAKING A DECISION, i used the ONE CARD LAZY MAN’S SPREAD.

it is the REVERSED 7 OF CHALICES, which can only mean one thing:

cup o’ noodles, but you will spill them on your lap.

This is it, Guys. This is divination at its finest.

baku:

wlllow:

baku:

seriously like the weirdest feeling is when you eat pure artificial shit for a few days and you feel wrong. and the only way to cure it is to eat something natural/fresh and then it goes away

Baku, I once ate gushers for 3 days with only Coke in between and my body just wanted more gushers. Do you think I’m dying?

willow i love you with my entire heart but you absolutely terrify me

last night i had a dream where the churches were trying to attract millennials, so they came up with the idea of jesus pizza. it’s like normal pizza, but the crust is a large communion wafer. everyone who attends gets a free slice.

shakespork:

shakespork:

i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing

my doctor said im allergic to citrus

tsunglasses:

Extremely rare cryptid sighting – unchanged McDonald’s in an anime.