egberts:

mountain dew doesn’t feel like a soda you can order at a restaurant. you can’t sit down at a restaurant, ask for a mountain dew, and then sip it out of a glass cup. it’s like you either have to get it at taco bell or you have to get a 2 liter of it and drink it right from the bottle. there are no other options for mountain dew.

usbdongle:

slimetony:

Anybody know any good substitutes for love and personal fulfillment

crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

shisnojon:

champainemami:

If any of u are vegetarian send me some recipes or something

lettuce

prokopetz:

Functional Adult: *exercises restraint when baking and consumes only a modest amount of frosting*

Me: *skips lunch on days I plan on baking to leave room for more frosting*

open rp

taahko:

villneuve:

taahko:

villneuve:

Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

is pepsi ok

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

If you are reading this post

ewonenaellav:

*pours water in a cauldron* *puts you in it* *tapping foot and humming* *puts on apron and chefs hat* *starts chopping garlics and carrots into the water*

listen

saddestblogger:

if you’re NOT a sentient can of soup rolling to my house after my mother declined to buy it for me then I’m not interested

garlic: i am very strongly smelling to keep away things that will eat me
humans: THAT’S SOME TASTY FUCKING SHIT RIGHT THERE

ammit420:

fear factor: eat some cole slaw