mintyton:

the-starstruck-prince:

mintyton:

Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Are you okay???

My cat stole my fuckign garlic bread

guddram:

we are out here learning the real forbidden secrets

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?

maidsonas:

maidsonas:

fuck personality tests reblog this with the position u sleep in and how u like ur eggs cooked

People reblogging this with “on my back” and “hard boiled” are to be feared

reblog and put your preferences in the tags

qravitea:

milk or water in hot cocoa?

are twizzlers good?

are whoppers good?

pineapple on pizza?

jelly or cream cheese on a bagel?

moosefix:

moosefix:

i swear it takes seconds to break over a decade of trust. im so hurt

my cat knocked over my drink and stole my ham

peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

cafab:

server at ihop: what would you like to order

me: waffles~ x3 random thought i had rofl o_o

dykevanian:

I love that graham crackers were invented 100s of years ago as part of this reverend’s life plan of depriving yourself of anything remotely exciting (masturbation, spicy food, or just food with any seasoning whatsoever basically) and nowadays its used as a base for some of the most rich and decadent desserts ever, completely against its original and intended purpose (keepin’ down the urges). History completely owned the shit out of Reverend Graham and perverted his crackers beyond his comprehension lmfao