food mention – Page 10 – i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars.

rabidrodent:

When I was a kid first getting accustomed to the wonderful world of computers and the internet, one of my favorite things to do was download print-out coloring sheets and mangle them in MS Paint.

This one was my favorite I think. I was 11 going on 12. Also I had no idea how much a pizza cost.

Date modified: 1/29/2002 2:49PM

willygurl68:

“You can never eat too much pizza” I tell myself with a stomachache because I probably ate too much pizza

c-a-k-e:

I’m gunna eat a whole bottle of flinstones vitamins and astral project to mcdonalds to order a fourth dimensional mcflurry and cry in the mcbathroom

kramergate:

dunglizard:

kramergate:

one of my favorite anecdotes about myself that is extremely humiliatingly telling about my personality is that like a year ago I was cooling w @beecreeper eating some potato dish for dinner and I remarked “don’t you hate the potato sweats… When you eat potatoes and your face gets all hot and red and you feel all swollen” and she’s like “um? that doesn’t happen to people that sounds like mild anaphylactic shock…?”

that’s the story of how it took me 20+ years of living in denial before realizing I was allergic to potatoes… I have not stopped eating them

the potato sweats

I thought everyone got obscenely sweaty when they ate potatoes