Tag: food mention

starlight-stormsong:

darktownboykisser:

sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container.

overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

guddram:

we are out here learning the real forbidden secrets

pussyprlnt:

singsongstardust:

pussyprlnt:

I love good bread. Like flat bread???? Bitch! Then the bread that’s hard on the outside but soft in the inside….with the fucking butter?????…..bitch…………

So relatable

This post for the bread lovers that understand

autumnisfortransbians:

wall-noise:

BRB I JUST REMEMBERED THAT SONIC IS SELLING CORN DOGS FOR 50 CENTS TODAY FOR HALLOWEEN

This is Tumblr and I thought you meant the hedgehog and my brain just accepted it like “hell yeah nice”

unclefather:

fartblr:

unclefather:

it’s still weird to me sometimes that i run a kinda popular humor internet blog and i have a child. like i’m a mom. i’m a mom blogger. i should be posting pintrest hacks and how to make ants on a log

Tell us how the fuck to make ants on a log

it’s celery and you put peanut butter on top and then put live ants in the peanut butter

eggcup:

tilthat:

TIL on Valentine’s day in Japan, women give their male co-workers chocolate. Unpopular co-workers receive cheap giri-choko(“ultra-obligatory” chocolate) while others receive honmei-choko (“true feeling chocolate”).

via http://ift.tt/2ztz8ic

incel chocholate and chad chocolate? anyone? anyone?

seriousjones:

no offense I haven’t heard a girl talk at length about pumpkin spice anything in years and I can’t remember the last time I went six hours without hearing a grown man making fun of how obsessed girls are with pumpkin spice lattes