It’s 4/20’s eve, make sure to leave out Milk and Brownies for Snoop dogg

gluemanofficial:

homoquartz:

tag urself I’m the millennials’ morbid fascination with death

I have never heard anyone, regardless of age, say “my phone’s battery has gone”

I’ve also heard batteries, lights, televisions, and engines referred to as “dying” since before anyone knew what an internet was and in media going back as long as all of those things have existed

sonysportswalkman:

on the third day, jesus was coming out of his cave and he was doing just fine

is it ok to follow if i’m kin with sasuke uchiha ? just asking to be safe

thank-you-everyone-deactivated2:

I have libertarian bronies following me, Sasuke. why would I care

tesray:

im just gonna start saying “i’m in the timeline god abandoned” at minor inconveniences now

bogleech:

daftalchemist:

“this (insert some mixture of potato, cheese, and garlic) recipe is a perfect side dish!”

look let’s just be honest with each other up front, you know I’m gonna eat that shit entirely by itself in mass quantities as a meal. let’s not pretend like I’m some actual responsible adult who believes I need more than cheese, potatoes, and garlic to survive. this is the life I’ve chosen to live. now tell me how to double the recipe

SEE ALSO: “here’s a fun and easy one your kids will love!”