today I learned that no one knows who really created Digimon and the person who’s credited with it may not be a real person
this is fucking me up bc “we thought humans created it in the 90s but we’re discovering that it maybe created itself” is both a textbook horror plot and the canon of the digital world in like every iteration of the franchise
a midsummer night’s meme
my name is Puck
and wen its nite
or faerie-kind
is in a fite
the humans run
i shout wyth glee
“lord what fools
these mortals be”This is what Shakespeare would have wanted.
- Walk in on parents having a heated debate.
- Am worried for a bit. Are they fighting?
- Realize parents are having a heated debate on whether or not goats can climb trees.
- Immediately side with mom, because I know goats can fuckin climb fucking ANYTHING because I remember the “crave that mineral” meme with the goat on the vertical cliff face apparently levitating to achieve the mineral it craves.
- who fuckin says the internet never taught me anything
- Dad has to leave to go back to work. Leaves convinced that no, goats can’t climb trees, they’re goats, they stay on the ground.
- Once he’s gone, youtube search “Moroccan Tree Goats.” Find self-explanatory video of several goat up in a fuckin tree like some Dr. Seuss shit.
- Mom looks at me like it’s the proudest she’s ever been of me in her life, including my university graduation
- She emails it to him. At work. My dad will get a video of Moroccan goats screaming in a tree at his place of business, with the subject line “I TOLD YOU SO.”
- Mom triumphantly yells to the empty house, “THIS IS WHY PEOPLE IN THE BIBLE THOUGHT GOATS WERE THE DEVIL.”
- Another ordinary day in my house.
‘This is why people in the Bible thought goats were the devil’ is a really solid explanation when you see how goats defy the laws of physics.
Idea for a game show: it’s a cooking competition with no recipes, just a lil old granny judge telling the contestants how to make dishes that have been passed down in her family from generation to generation. All the contestants have to follow along as she talks, and her instructions are super vague. There are no actual measurements, just things like “Add the basil. How much, you ask? Just enough.” or “Put it in the oven until it’s done.” Every week it’s a different judge with recipes from all over the world until the finalists must face the Ultimate Grandma™
“-now a pinch of salt.”
“One fourth of a teaspoon or one eight of a teaspoon?”
“No, a pinch.”
10/10 would watch obsessively
Me hunting with my vampire friends: cracking open a boy with the cold ones
remember the mirage island shit in pokemon r/s/e how fucked was that nonsense
you had to talk to an old man once per day. then the game would generate 2 random number bytes. those bytes would have to both match the also random and unseeable personality values of one of your party pokemon. assuming you had a full party of 6 that was roughly a 1/10000 chance. thats rarer than finding a shiny. and this wasn’t once per random encounter this was once per day. this was the only way to find liechi berries and get gold pokeblocks
this literally sounds like some fake forum post from 2004 but it was 100% real they really put this in the game un fucking believable
between this, feebas, and the regis im beginning to think the fucking riddler played a part in the development of r/s/e
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