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saddestblogger:

coolhandofagirl:

this is my favorite reddit thread of the day and i want to share it with you all

prokopetz:

Fact: you can make literally anything sound like the depraved indulgence of a wealthy sybarite by describing it in the formal register.

Consider:

“I devoted my evening to perusing a curated digital anthology of illustrated interspecies erotica.”

… versus:

“I spent all night creeping some dude’s My Little Pony porn blog.”

See?

bramblepatch:

leagueofaveragefolk:

bramblepatch:

guys whine about being “beta males” like no shit most people would rather wait for the stable release than fight with your unspeakably broken user interface and that weird glitch where you clip through a wall and end up in the friend zone

Guess that would make alpha males where they don’t have the textures finished yet, so it’s all primary colors with no shading or nuance.

I mean

I feel like that’s a pretty good description of a guy in a polo shirt

carnival-phantasm:

carnival-phantasm:

Someone: Being nice to others is really easy!

Some of y’all:

Y’all in the notes going “me!!” or “yeah I love being a bitch” are the reason tumblr dot com will never be a decent website

sashayed:

I know everyone’s already told you to read the transcript of the Martin Shkreli jury selection – more than 200 potential jurors were excused – but really, seriously, if you need your faith in Americans strengthened, you gotta read this excerpt from the Martin Shkreli jury selection.

tylerjoxeph:

i just want to make it clear that i use ‘yall’ cause it’s a gender neutral term, i dont want any of you to think im southern. please don’t think of me like that.