Me : yeah I can finish my homework in 5 minutes
Lemony Snicket : Many things can be done in five minutes including enjoyable events such as confessing your love, opening a gift, or eating a delicious meal, as well as miserable events like death, a violent crime, or a severe anxiety attack… one thing that cannot be done in under five minutes is a ten page essay, a word which here means “a student’s worst nightmare”, and while I can assure you, dear viewers, that the boy would achieve one of these feats within five minutes, I am sorry to say it was not the essay, but rather the anxiety attack.

Pokemon RBY is so broken you can create a self-replicating virus that can infect other pokemon games from within it. That can be used to give yourself any gen 1 pokemon you want in pokemon sun/moon via pokemon bank.

Wild

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YOU GUYS

mura-cle:

the-edgie-hedgie:

the-edgie-hedgie:

the-edgie-hedgie:

the-edgie-hedgie:

the-edgie-hedgie:

we were talking about emotional trauma in psychology today and somebody brought up SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG AND WE LITERALLY DISCUSSED HOW MUCH HIS LIFE MUST SUCK FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES

THIS IS THE EDUCATION I SIGNED UP FOR

UPDATE:
My professor (his name is Ryan) went home and researched Shadow because he was so interested in his story.

He posted a three page pamphlet online on why Shadow was such a good example.

Shadow the Hedgehog, educating the world one professor at a time.

Are people like actually interested in seeing the pamphlet?

I can talk to Ryan about it and see if he’s cool with me posting it on here, I just don’t want to post anything without his permission.

If it’s something you guys would be interested in let me know.

GUYS I HAVE IT BUT I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO SHARE IT ON HERE SOS

http://pub.lucidpress.com/shadowthehedgehog/

…see if that works? If not I’ll try something else.

What a journey this has been lol

@searabbitz

peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

star-sapphics:

star-sapphics:

BBC Sherlock is the best adaption of Sherlock Holmes because it succeeded in making me despise the character of Sherlock Holmes for the rest of my life (and eternity) and made me never want to touch the stories ever again and that’s what Arthur Conan Doyle would have truly wanted.

I stg at this very moment Arthur Conan Doyle’s ghost is probably floating in front of Steven Moffat’s bed violently sobbing in gratitude and mumbling things like ‘you did it. You finally did it. They all hate Sherlock Holmes. Thank you’

jirae:

that emoji that’s like a crying but smiling face is the new XD. like do u know what i mean? the people who use that emoji give identical vibes to what XD users in 2013 were

Taco Bell Update 5.42.11 Patch Notes

durbikins:

Quesarito Combo Nerfed. – Big Box no longer an option for Quesarito, users must now order a Combo 12 if they wish to purchase a Quesarito with drink and taco.

Fire Sauce “Blank” Packet Fixed. – Many users have discovered numerous packets of fire sauce which did not have an item description attached and were just left blank. This has now been fixed and all packets of fire sauce will have item descriptions and lore text on them.

New Manager “Jeff”. – Hi, Jeff!

New Cheesy Triple Layer Beef Burrito ingredients. – Added a little Fritos® to that bad boy.

Cinnamon Twists more … Twisted. – Part one of our lore expansion on our dessert menu

Rats removes. – No more rats for the remainder of this month!

Cosmetic updates. – New pop art added in dine-in to represent the “Liva Mas!” lifestyle. Worker Harold now has braces.

colonelfind-it:

lesbianrukiakuchiki:

Quiz time: Would you rather fight a yaoi fetishist who produces/consumes content exclusively of waifish seme/uke character dynamics and makes jokes about being a “filthy sinner for my gayz” or would you rather fight a stringent hetshipper who thinks that making LGBT headcanons about their favs is offensive to them personally and wants to know why, like, you have to make everything about sexuality

Notes:

The yaoi fetishist has a lot of pent up anger. Might pretend you’re the person who wrote them a bad review on ffnet

The hetshipper has an advanced sense of rhythm, having listened to Cascada’s Every Time We Touch over a hundred times when consuming every AMV of their otp in youtube history

i want to fight both

samael:

dimetrodone:

Blatent ~weird kink art~ isnt shocking to me anymore, but shit that feels fetishy but cant tell if it is or not like Constable-frozen or ASMR videos are weird and uncomfortable for me

Several people call it the uncanny valley of kinks and I gotta agree. You’re not sure what someone was going for and it might be entirely tame but its done with such indulgence that you can never be sure and in that moment of doubt springs the sensation of off-ness.