A praying mantis ghostwrote this
Tag: cannibalism implied
If you are reading this post
*pours water in a cauldron* *puts you in it* *tapping foot and humming* *puts on apron and chefs hat* *starts chopping garlics and carrots into the water*
Some tough guy trying to intimidate me: I eat little punks like you for breakfast.
Me, a smartass: Ew, you’re into vore?
Him: NOW LOOK HERE Y-
i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars. 