patient: *diagnosed with a parasitic infection*
me: oh worm?
Tag: bond
[sees a picture of favorite character in a suit] [sweats nervously] [turns to leave] [runs into the wall] [laughs nervously] [fumbles around for doorknob] [opens the door] [runs into the door frame]
@celestialrancher you ghostwrote this
when u send ur best friend terrible things from the internet
the ace attorney fandom
364 days a year: [quiet, keeps to themselves]
December 24th: ALMosT CHristmAs mEANs it WASnt C H R I S T M A S

true friendship is willfully making someone’s emotional devastation over fictional characters worse
some fanfics shouldn’t even be called fanfics that shit is classic ass literature
I know that’s not how you meant it but “ass literature” actually describes fan fiction rather well if you think about it
oh my god
people: filled with sin
dirt: filled with worms ( a good and righteous thing)this post seems like catholic peasant shitposting from the year 1100


