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My lovely horse

yo not to be rude but what the fuck is going on

luxtempestas:

everyone has that one person on facebook who got pregnant, had a kid and now believe they have wisdom beyond their years and does vegan yoga

the person in question i know named their child novali galileo starshine and apparently has a business of making jewelry out of resin cast breastmilk..

mustardbee:

@a-living-breathing-shitpost for some reason

tentaclemobster:

I’m so glad companies FINALLY are starting to understand my aesthetic.

afloweroutofstone:

“The alt-right mourns European culture’s decline but has itself created the most degraded and degenerate forms of culture the West has ever seen in its own fetid forums.”
–Angela Nagel

moontouched-moogle:

eidolous:

Never trust anyone who posts cropped porn reaction pics

dat-soldier:

memeufacturing:

if wisdom teeth are so Wise then how come theyre up in the gums where no one needs em huh. seems like pretty “Shit Idiot” teeth if you ask my humble opinion

oOOOOooh sooo wise lemme grow sideways like some mothor crap of a shit

last night i had a dream where the churches were trying to attract millennials, so they came up with the idea of jesus pizza. it’s like normal pizza, but the crust is a large communion wafer. everyone who attends gets a free slice.