part of me believes that if you have a weird kink, it’s tolerable as long as it isn’t like… absolutely disgusting/harmful… but then again, i was just contacted by the notorious Deviantart White Bread Fetish guy who wanted me to draw a plump rich blonde blue-eyed white woman with huge titties stuffing her shopping cart full of white bread and i do have to wonder… how much? how much am i willing to tolerate?
at what point do i just give up?
I’m sorry the who now
there’s a guy who sends artists vague commission requests, and upon the artist asking what he has in mind he proceeds to send a detailed request about rich women shopping in a grocery store full of expensive wonder bread and overflowing their carts with it
i dunno if any of the artists he ropes in know that it’s a fetish thing but i knew right away. upon reading it i was like “waaaaait this sounds like that one guy from DeviantArt that was obsessed with wonder bread” and, lo and behold,
Okay so I looked on the page and apparently this guy is also very interested in busty white women destroying the environment, specifically with chainsaws
I just realized this guy is probably The Onceler
HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT THE BOTTOM RIGHT IMAGE IS OF A WOMAN WITH A FUCKING WONDER BREAD CHAINSAW
wait a minute isn’t this the guy whos commission was REJECTED BY FUCKING SHADMAN
WHAT
THE PLOT FUCKING THICKENS
What the fuck do you have to ask for to make Shadman back the fuck up?
Hey yeah I actually know this guy, and like, have talked with him.
please share your conversation with him or something like i desire to know what kind of guy he is
He absolutely was not just a normal guy with a weird kink. This shit was his life pretty much.
He had lots of talk about consumerism, slavery, and capitalism and why there were all good things. Almost to the point of a religion to him. He tried talking to me about his commission of a comic of, I believe, Asami cutting down a rainforest and industrializing it, and like weird undertone of loving sandwhiches. Everything he talked about in this aspect came down to sandwhiches with him.
He has spent thousands of dollars if not more on commissions for
Asami abusing Korra
Asami owning a sandwich factory and slave labor
Blonde women own sandwhich factories and cutting down large expanses of forests
And the list goes on to other really strange stuff, but none of it inherently sexual
The only time I’ve known something sexual was his commission for shadman, which was, to the best of my memory, him asking Shadman to draw Korra and Asami abuse porn with like focus on Korra having a limp dick, that’s the most I remember from the screenshots he showed of his conversation with shadman, which he did show off and talk about how unprofessional shadman was for refusing to draw his commission.
The way he fucking talks is just something mind blowing to see a man this far stuck in his own little hole.
On a more dark and serious subject, he has been fired from his job and possibly disowned from his family for this kinda stuff. He talked about assaulting, sexually assaulting, and insulting the race or sexuality of his coworkers. People caught on he was kinda fucked up, and emailed his boss over that stuff and got him fired. I got to watch as he complained about it and the entire forum that he was on talking about it blew up for a good solid 2 hours over how fucked up this guy is for thinking he did nothing wrong, and him insulting everyone. It was absolutely bonkers.
Please do not give Murrlogic commissions, his money isn’t worth being associated with this man. Over all he is a very disgusting person and while it’s fun to point and laugh, he is really not someone who should be given the time of day.
hoooooly fuck that’s like 9 layers of batshit
Shit…. talk about a fuckin rabit hole worth of crazy…
if this face invokes a mixture of primal fear, intrigue, and nostalgia for you then you were truly around for the golden era of gw2:
a lot of folkz are saying “wtf is this” so i will explain
if you were on tarnished coast before megaservers were a thing, there was this special welcome greeter waiting for you in the heart of the mists and his name was goo goo gaa gaa
he was a max height max build human with This array of facial features and the tiniest head possible and he was 99% OF THE TIME. ALWAYS. ALWAYS. just afking by the heart of the mists entrance portal right there to greet you
this caused a frenzy on TC. he became a meme! everybody loved our server regular, goo goo gaa gaa!
and so he Spread
other people started making similar alts either to AFK with the head boss himself or in his absence so as to ensure no one’s day was left without the presence of a goo goo gaa gaa or associate. people started to make other “meme shock” characters as well as you can see from this sylvari here. here’s goo goo gaa gaa with another server regular, Skinned Clown, who i’m pretty sure still actively plays the game:
also, while alts made by other people were in abundance, it’s worth nothing that the real live goo goo gaa gaa was not just a singular throwaway alt. the person who made him was dedicated. like, reALLY, REALLY DEDICATED:
you could occasionally see them out levelling their various goo goo gaa gaa troupe alts or afking in lions arch or whatever which was INFINITELY scarier and more jarring than witnessing them in the heart of the mists as goo goo gaa gaa was a walking liminal space and the mists were the only context in which he felt normal. i have friends who will literally tell stories about the actually terrifying times they saw this guy somewhere that WASNT the pvp lobby and the way they speak of it is with reverence for this legend
i don’t really know Where Are They Now? and whether they still play the game or not but on my closing note here i really wanna emphasize how prevalent and legendary this dude is. like this person afked on this alt constantly in the mists for what im pretty sure was MONTHS. TC was both beside themselves but also incredibly used to his presence. every time any of my friends entered the mists i’d hear via guild chat “yep, there he is again”. goo goo gaa gaa predated megaservers, the wardrobe, edge of the mists, and instanced living stories. he thrived during the time of pvp skins and transmutation stones and gw2 having an actual roleplay community. we joke about like, horses or bugged things being gw2 cryptids but goo goo gaa gaa is the one, true, original alpha cryptid of gw2 and absolutely always will be.
he apparently covers the real murder of a child in that video by having an animation of what happened. there’s an animation of how a real life child was smothered to death in that video. good job being a scumbag as always matpat
that clip from that old hunie pop game or whatever where that pink fairy chick gets asked what her favorite color is and shes like “are you kidding me its fucking pink, bitch” is me
i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars. 