gamerhacking:

somebody: *makes fun of my comfort character*

me: screencapped and emailed to my lawyer. She will have filed charges by tomorrow afternoon. By law We must allow you 48 hours to remove the offending material. If not, you will be charged with defamation of character, libel, and criminal mischief, all misdemeanors. You will face a judge trial.

rage-quitter:

• can’t do it because im bored and nothing is interesting
• can’t do it because im overwhelmed and im one slightly dissapointed glance away from crying for the next week
• can’t do it because this one thing has had my full entire attention for the past three days and i think ive gotten two hours of sleep in that time and my blood has been replaced with coffee

punkwixes:

me: [sees a girl]

me: 

survivaliswhatmakesus:

rage-quitter:

i love comforting nihilism. who cares, we’re all gonna die. eat that cake. buy that eyeshadow. be nice to people. you dont owe the world shit. the stars dont care about what we do. give anyway because why spend your eighty years on this rock miserable and making other people miserable. the sun is going to blow up and we’re all gonna die someday. make the most of what time you do have. use the fine china for taco night and microwave lunch. smell the flowers. tell a stranger they are beautiful. 

Nihilism is stronger when you put it towards bettering yourself. Tell that person you care about them. Apologize for stuff because man we all fucked up, ain’t no use lying. Heat death is an absolute so go learn how to do something even if you suck at it. Reality is a tenuous concept as is, why add gender roles into that mix. We are all balancing on a needle and will fall eventually, have some fun on that needle.

kirbylesbian:

me: *will not shut up about cats or girls*

moxperidot:

AU where i actually write something instead of having dozens of vaguely defined settings and characters floating in my head