
amalthus bangs his sceptre on the floor and requests a malos pussy indulgence
My girlfriend @walking-tornado pointed out to me that Doomguy is canonically celibate (according to John Carmack), and a devout Catholic (according to the novels).
Now this isn’t news, it’s info that’s been available for at least a decade. But she’s also pointed out what this means:
Doomguy is qualified to be Pope.
myspace but pronounced like versace
Murder me in an overgrown greenhouse of an old estate during a thunderstorm or don’t waste my fucking time.
At this point, every round mammal is a hamster to me.
coconut
I think we both have different definitions of what mammal is but I can’t say I disagree with you.

sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container.
overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now.
The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.