Religion: I believe Ronald McDonald created the universe, and that when I die I will go to french fry heaven. Those who did not repent before death will spend eternity in the Endless Drive-thru.
there’s something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase “hotly debated” in an academic context. like i just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums & one’s like “of course there was a paleolithic bear cult in Northern Eurasia” and another one just looks him in the eye and says “i’l kill you in real life, kevin”
i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars. 