its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think ‘yeah lets go attack that one’
well moose are still prey animals so
thats fucked up, a moose is like a horse with extra weapons
video game creators: it’s a wonderful time in history where games bring people together! multiplayer is in demand and the way of the future! co-op is the only way to go!
me: i’m begging you…….. please…….. give me back my story-driven single player games……………
just an fyi if you start randomly hearing sounds like a chain saw, beating heart or screams, its your chat function because tumblr randomly changed the sounds without any warning.
Update:
you can turn it off by opening any chat window, clicking the three dots, and clicking “Make the spooky sounds stop.” This should restore the normal notification sounds.
forget wanderlust, sonder, all those words for vague dreamy feelings… what I’m asking for is a concise word for the feeling you get when someone makes an assumption about you that’s 100% correct but you really don’t like that anyone was able to make that assumption. for now I’m calling it a fuckor
“he asked me ‘you main junkrat right’ and a wave of fuckor wracked my feeble body”
send me asks. make me tremble with fuckor
Someone walked up to me in Barnes and Noble like 4 years ago and asked me where the Manga section was. I told them where, but I also let them know that i didn’t work there. They kind of shrugged then looked me dead in the eyes and said.
“Idk, you just looked like you might know.”
I changed my complete aesthetic after hearing that come to jesus, god fearing, exposé of a line.
If you’re like me and constantly checking out Halloween stuff, then you would have witnessed a progression over the years in which fucking Jeff Dunham’s terribly unfunny “Achmed the Dead Terrorist” become explosively popular in various other countries for a while.
…Which lead to a saturation of both licensed and bootlegged – MOSTLY bootlegged – Achmed the Dead Terrorist toys, t-shirts and novelties.
…Which then lead to only loosely similar skeleton characters getting sold as “dead terrorists” to grab those clicks.
….Which over many years has now evolved into a linguistic misunderstanding in which many international markets, such as sellers on alibaba.com, are fully under the impression that the word “terrorist” means either “skeleton” or “scary monster” in general.
Who would have thought that exactly one (1) funny thing would ever be associated with Jeff Dunham, even if this phenomenon is more “hm, odd I guess” funny than “ha ha” funny.
Since a terrorist is someone who invokes the emotion of terror, could you not technically argue that all scary monsters are, in fact, terrorists?
well, the technical definition holds that a terrorist invokes terror in the name of a political cause, and to date, we still don’t know what if any politics are endorsed by dead skeletons.
it’s still weird to me sometimes that i run a kinda popular humor internet blog and i have a child. like i’m a mom. i’m a mom blogger. i should be posting pintrest hacks and how to make ants on a log
Tell us how the fuck to make ants on a log
it’s celery and you put peanut butter on top and then put live ants in the peanut butter
So I went to the eye doctor, right, and I sit down to fill out the paperwork like you do and the lady was like “Thanks, Doctor Doctor will be with you in a moment” and I was like why did she say doctor twice that’s weird but then I looked at the business cards on the table and his name was actually Dr. Chad Dockter and I looked around and the other assistant caught my eye and just nodded like “You just had the moment didn’t you”
i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars. 