i just read that the “pee your pants” thing started off as code for “kys” because suicide-baiting trolls were mad about being yelled at for suicide baiting, so now if you say “pee your pants” you’ll get people assuming you’re telling them something much worse

burn this website to the ground

twerkyvulture:

saundering:

saundering:

satistically speaking at least one person has to have dropped dead at disney world

it’s too well frequented, it’s in FLORIDA which is stocked to the brim with old people, and everyone knows that crocodiles can climb fences, so there’s an inherent element of danger there already

that’s way more horrifying than my original post intended to be! thank you! what the fuck!

*barricades myself in disneyworld and technically lives forever as a lich of the legal system*