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urbanclictionary:

If your phone loses power in the middle of playing Pocket Camp, Resetti will use a GPS device to track your exact location, tunnel out of the ground and beat the shit out of you. You have to pay $2.99 a month to stop this from happening

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sarenderpity:

365daysofhalloween:

bundyspooks:

reblogging for the sheer Halloween ambiance of these pics

!!!!

The black cats are witches that summoned their pumpkin friend for a cuddle party

THE SPELL HAS SUCEEDED 😀

sashayed:

me: i feel strongly that everything is bad. all evidence supports this conclusion.

my cat: hm. i have counterpoint

me: impossible. what is it.

my cat:

me, voice trembling: ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵖᵒᶦⁿᵗ

thepleasuregoblin:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

constable-frozen:

Rapunzeldog

Now that she’s revealed that she displays her fetishes through these posts, I can look back upon these older posts with absolute fear

she did what

personsonable:

tilthat:

TIL its implied by the initial writer for the Pokémon anime, there were plans to end the series by the Gold and Silver era and he reveals that he had an ending drafted, in which the last episode reveals an elderly Ash Ketchum had hallucinated the entire events of the show

via http://ift.tt/2iISFIi

i refuse to believe that that “ash was in a coma the whole time” bullshit was two steps away from being almost canon

pokemon-diamond-version:

pokemon-diamond-version:

captainsnoop:

the fact that obama got called in on jury duty is hilarious. imagine you’re in court on some petty misdemeanor like a traffic violation and fuckin obama is there in the jury

imagine if obama pronounced you guilty

it’d be the living embodiment of this meme