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the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

To the people who were terrible to me in high school, who were very few, because i am so charming and well liked: I forgive you. And I am also flexing on you every day.

alexeidarling:

timemachineyeah:

I was trying to remember the phrase “tourist trap” earlier and I said, “The clickbait on the side of the road”

You won’t BELIEVE how large this ball of string is!

guddram:

we are out here learning the real forbidden secrets

ma-at-thought:

tigerator:

#simple geometry.

When the Ranger rolls a 1.

pussyprlnt:

singsongstardust:

pussyprlnt:

I love good bread. Like flat bread???? Bitch! Then the bread that’s hard on the outside but soft in the inside….with the fucking butter?????…..bitch…………

So relatable

This post for the bread lovers that understand