disheartening part of growing up is finding out how short the games that took you forever to finish were
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english class is just everybody reading a story, saying their headcannons and the professor deciding whether or not we are valid
A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP.
a bad romance starts with “ra ra ah ah ah. ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la”
Anglo-Saxon riddles are so weird, man. like I just translated:
“A creature came stalking where many men, wise of mind, sat on a council; it had one eye and two ears, two feet and twelve hundred heads, a back and a belly, and two hands, arms and shoulders, and one neck and two sides.
Say what it is called.”and then the textbook gives the answer in Latin, so of course I gotta translate that, and I find out the answer is a one-eyed garlic vendor
like just how high do you have to be to come up with these things
#the constant threat of viking invasion does things to your sense of humour apparently (via infinitymadeimaginable)
that is an extremely fresh joke
look at this evil serial killer who’s only using me for food and shelter. this is the face of a heartless demon that delights in my suffering.
after i read that article, i felt like i had to go downstairs and apologize to bella for the fact that people like that author exist
my list of dealbreakers includes people who hate cats
every time she went on a tired of cats dragging around bacteria I wanted to yell to her face that BACTERIA ARE EVERYWHERE YOU MUNCHASS AND ALSO DOGS EAT POOP AND LICK YOUR FACE AFTER HOW IGNORANT CAN YOU BE
cats are easier to clean up after than dogs, don’t rely on you to let them outside to do their business, and groom themselves diligently
but nah, they’re the gross ones i guess
after i read that article, i felt like i had to go downstairs and apologize to bella for the fact that people like that author exist
my list of dealbreakers includes people who hate cats
That stupid post about why women and queer people love cats has still got me all fucked up because like a cat is a small animal that is wholly reliant on you it can’t live in your home without your permission and you have to actively and willingly keep it there and this chucklefuck is mad that this animal, that has no decision making power over its own life, doesn’t adequately return the “emotional labor” of being cared for as if the cat understands feminist theory or philosophy in general.
Like the cat weighs seven pounds, you can cut his balls off, and you literally legally own him. If you don’t like having him around you can easily remove him. You aren’t in an abusive financially dependant relationship with him because he’s not a grown human man its a CAT
Here’s the link to the clusterfuck of an article this is referring to.
Wow.
I mean I was warned it was bad but this is probably someone who say they want their drink hot then yell at both my friend on bar and me that it wasn’t iced.Dick.
No offence but… git gud
No! I will continue to be terrible!
I know this was my post but mood
i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars. 