Guys, from now on DC will be changing future prints of Batman: Damned #1 to censor out Batman’s d*ck, but the joke’s on them now because Batman’s d*ck is going to become a collector’s item.
Printed copies of bat-dk are going to be selling for $35,000 a pop on ebay soon, it’s going to be absolute mayhem. Invest in Bat-d*ck if you can and invest in your future. Buy up every issue in your local comic store. Let Batman’s d*ck pay for your children’s college tuition. It’s what Batman would want.
i know that gun crime is a very serious issue and i am absolutely pro-gun control but at the same time “(x) but with a Gun” memes will literally never not be fucking hilarious
post on this site: the lord of the rings but legolas has a shotgun
My local Starbucks has this poster up for Pride and I know it’s supposed to be uplifting and inclusive but all I’m getting is ominous vibes like the ball doesn’t care who you are you have been chosen and it is coming for you regardless
i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars. 