baku:
baku:
what the fuck? i thought OC stood for ‘original character’ not ‘own character’
i refuse to change. im going to always think of OC as original character
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December 5th is the Feast Day of Dan Nicky your Bobbie s, which was first celebrated in 2014.
self care is unfollowing people who post negative shit about stuff that makes you happy
self care is blocking two thirds of your own fandom
i hate that i now hate tumblr. this site’s done a lot of good for me. thanks a lot @ all the jackasses who made all the bad tumblr stereotypes into reality over the past couple years.
video game: you finished the main game 100% now you have unlocked extra content!!!!
me: ok i finished the extra content what does that unlock
game: ……………………a nice smile 🙂
me: 🙂
action movie about a guy who pretends to be a hitman and does the whole “25% up front and the rest when the job is done” thing but then just keeps the down payment, doesn’t kill anybody, and stops responding to the client’s calls, knowing that they can’t sue him for breach of contract without confessing to trying to hire a hitman. problem is now a lot of people who are comfortable with the concept of paying someone to kill someone else are mad at him
none of his former clients know his real identity, due to him using a fresh fake for each con, so he decides that his only hope of making it out of this mess unscathed is to land the inevitable contract for his own assassination and fake his own death. thus begins his deadly race against the clock and against other actual bounty hunters, former clients, and a smoldering ex lover, whom he must betray, persuade or kill. darknet: the catfish bounty
Someone make a movie please.
Just send me 25% of the funding up front and the rest when I deliver the completed movie. I’ve got a kickstarter and
We’re Approaching Bubonic Plague All Wrong & How To Use Soap To Fix It
yo this bot just wrote a headline from 1342
Jesse did nothing wrong
This one’s great. Which Jesse? Pinkman? McCree? Team Rocket? They all fit, and none of them have ever done anything wrong except for the armed robbery every single one of them has definitely committed.
rly fucked up that serotonin is DLC
EA designed my brain
i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars. 