Master shape shifting. Turn into a cat. Tell all the Local Queer Kids™ they are great. Turn into a crow with your friends. Circle around homophobes & screech ominous things.
Despite how horrifying horses are they don’t have the requisite dexterity to play league of legends and therefore they will never be as disgusting as us
horses don’t need limbs to play video games their brains are wired right into the mainfr
It’s really hard to believe this came from CollegeHumor in 2010.
we were better then
Me: I wish to spend an extended time rubbing my fingers over some small patch of pleasantly-textured surface. Perhaps the fur of an animal?
The miniaturized apex predator with which I share my home: [vibrates at a soothing frequency to encourage this behavior]
i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars. 